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Post by Pepa on Apr 18, 2019 13:34:08 GMT -5
The start of the livestream was much like any other. The point-of-view, as always, was Pepa’s own eyes, this time as she floated above an expanse of vast swampland. “What up, universe?”
Pepa’s voice was just as chipper as it always was, despite the view being a wasteland of festering earth and fetid water. It looked like the viewer should be incredibly glad that they could only see it and not smell what was, undoubtedly, foulness beyond belief. “Just your gal Super Saiyan Peppa. Today we’re checking out Earth! I’ve heard there’s a ton of real strong people who hang around here, which is cool, but we’re starting with the REAL Earth today, the stuff they don’t show you in all those glitzy tourist videos.”
She wasn’t going particularly fast; giving her plenty of time to scan the surroundings as she passed overhead; whilst her vision was filled with a continual read of life signatures, she made sure to keep them off the livestream. Nobody liked to see a viewfinder filled with the power readings given off by gnats and swamp rats. It was good footage though, she was digging it. She’d probably be able to cut this down and make something really special when it was all done. “Legend has it that there’s a Lizard Man who lives out here in the swamp. According to some of the locals I spoke with, they’ve not been able to actually find him, but they’ve seen glimpses of him. They say he’s responsible for all sorts of things. Lost kids, missing pets, that cold spring a few years back that killed all the crops. Not quite sure how a lizard does that, but hey, I’m not from around here, maybe that’s what lizards do on this planet.”
To the left hand side of the screen, she put up a picture of what she had imagined the lizardman to look like – an enormous, blurry, muscular figure all shadows, scales and teeth, standing knee-deep in the swamp below. “So yeah. I figure we’ll have a look around, find that lizard, and maybe drag him back to the village for… I don’t know, justice or something? If he’s doing shit to kids, that can’t be legit, right? Earth probably has laws against that.”
She shrugged casually, apparently having reached the conclusion of her thoughts on the matter. She managed another three whole seconds before she spoke up again. “I don’t think we’re going to get much in the way of awesome fighting though.” She continued, “Because this whole swamp is SUPER lame. There’s not a single worthwhile power level for, like, miles around. So. If you’re just looking for action, you might want to come back in a few hours. I’ll probably get bored and like, nuke this whole place or something if I don’t find it soon.”
It was mostly a joke. She wasn’t the sort to detonate a massive piece of nature just because she was bored. … although, it’d probably get her trending on Z-Net … (Wordcount: 504 Beat)
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Post by Beat on Apr 18, 2019 16:10:23 GMT -5
Stuck in a shitty swamp definitely wasn't the way Beat would want to spend his Saturday night, but unfortunately all of his friends were studying for upcoming finals, and it seemed like these people really, really, -really- needed his help. What type of hero would refuse the cries of people in need!? Even if he was gonna have to give his clothes a thorough washing after all of this was over..but, maybe he would get this done soon? That would definitely give him some time to go partying, and even if his hopes veered a tad too much on the optimistic side, he still aimed to finish this contract up before the night was over.
"Why the hell does this whole place smell like ass? Well..at least I can sense a strong concentration of magic in the area, so that must mean I'm getting closer to this "lizard"...and I'm sensin' a huuuge power level. Guess they're after this thing too, but it wouldn't hurt to check."
But, as he took his first few steps towards the source of the amazing ki, a trio of skeletons popped up from the swamps below, and they didn't exactly look happy to see him, brandishing weapons made of bones.
"Aha, I see why no one comes over here. They don't just have to worry about lizards, it's a whole hoarde of monsters too..well, whatever, time to kick some ass I guess!"
The skeletons' movements were sloppy and unrefined; they must've recently transformed into such a state and were still getting used to their new situation. While Beat was often -very- opposed to the idea of killing, most monsters and demons he usually fought against didn't have a lick of sentience in their mind. They were beasts driven by chaos, and he couldn't feel a hint of remorse for obliterating them on the spot.
"Sorry boys, but I don't exactly have time for you, byeeee~"
In a blur, a single hand retracted into the beige poncho surrounding his body, drawing a Desert Eagle from its holster and aiming at the hoarde. Pulling the trigger without the slightest bit of hesitation, magic was poured into the bullets inside of the gun as it ripped through the air at speeds far surpassing what this little thing was capable of. As soon as it bore its way through the skull of what appeared to be the leader of the gang, it exploded with a vicious force, obliterating their remains.
"Well, at least they won't be having trouble moving on to the afterlife anymore.."
Putting his gun aside, he continued making his way to the large ki anamoly, his eyebrows furrowed in annoyance.
"Great, I had to stop suppressing myself to imbue those bullets..and with an explosion that loud, any of these ugly ass monsters that were sleeping are probably coming to this area right now. Whoever this person in the swamp is, hopefully that power isn't just for show. Maybe they can actually fight, or better yet, know some damn magic.."
After a few minutes of walking, he finally found out the source of the powerful ki, and he was stunned.
I-Is that galactic sensation Super Saiyan Pepa in the living flesh? EEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's almost like meeting Etohn all over again, just how the hell do I keep getting lucky meeting all of these famous people!?
He practically tripped over himself as he ran towards her in a burst of excitement, stopping just a few feet short of her.
"Hi Pepa, I'm, like, totally your biggest fan- I, uh, mean.."
Clearing his throat, he composed himself.
Get your shit together, man..
"You hunting the Lizard Man too? I'd, uh, appreciate your help..y'know, if you aren't busy or anything. I can track down his lair using magic.."
Ah, and she's so cute too! Imagine my friends' reactions when they realize I've talked to Pepa AND Etohn..and I betcha those perverts are gonna ask if I banged her..could I get her number?
While a number of indecent thoughts played out in his head, Beat patiently waited to see if she was interested in teaming up, and while he was nowhere near the famous hero that Etohn was on Earth, he was definitely starting to make a name for himself with all the videos of him stopping robberies and killing monsters. It might've attracted interest in her videos!
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Post by Pepa on Apr 19, 2019 3:42:35 GMT -5
When the shots rang out, Pepa’s scouter gave an alarmed squeal, and she turned in the direction of Beat and his battle against the skeletons, brief-lived as it was. One eyebrow shot right up. The power level she was detecting wasn’t, huge, but for Earth? It wasn’t bad either. Just over sixteen thousand? That was pretty damn good, really. “Hey, maybe I spoke too soon.”
There wasn’t any hesitation in her – it didn’t take long to fly across to the source of the disturbance, and then she lowered her altitude to get a good look at Beat. Aside from the fact that he was definitely dressed far too fashionably for a swamp, he didn’t immediately look too different from the majority of the other humans she’d met and interacted with on the planet. He wasn’t some massive giant, or made of glowing energy. That was vaguely disappointing. When he made it clear that he knew who she was, though, disappointment gave way to enthusiasm. A smile brightened her lips, and her hand raised to idly flick her hair as she looked down on the other warrior. “Always happy to meet a fan!”
That was true, too; she always was happy to be reminded that her efforts weren’t pointless and there were a huge amount of people in the galaxy who knew who she was. Hell, she’d have been almost as happy if he’d started spouting invective and hate at her – it doesn’t matter so much whether they love you or hate you, what matters is that they know you, and he clearly did! Still, on balance, it was better to be loved, she supposed. Even in the middle of some stinking swamp, she couldn’t help but run into admirers. Iyaa! She knew that her ‘Ten Top Tips for Training Techniques’ series was going to propel her to the top, but she’d never have imagined that it’d be quite this successful! “Yeah, I figured it was the least I could do, since I happened to be in the area. Besides, y’know, my viewers love urban legends and stuff. I’m sure this Lizard Man will be a real interesting scoop, assuming he actually exists.”
She was used to people stumbling over their words with her, of course. Mostly, they tended to be younger sorts – excitable teenagers who hoped that by following her channel and training regime, they’d be able to reach the lofty heights of Super Saiyan themselves. It was a little weird when the kids following her weren’t even Saiyans, but, hell, she wasn’t going to tell anyone to give up on their dreams. If some little Changeling boy wanted to self-identify as a Saiyan, well, that was for them to decide, wasn’t it? “I can’t say I know anything about magic.” She said, scratching her cheek as she considered the man. He had a respectable power level for an Earthling, and this was his planet after all. Maybe you always needed to have magic to find weird things here? She’d only ever heard rumours and watched videos about magic – it wasn’t something she saw much point in bothering with herself, not when ki was so much more her speed. “But hey. If you reckon you can lead us to him, that’d be cool as heck. I was starting to think I was wasting my time!”
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Post by Beat on Apr 19, 2019 10:14:50 GMT -5
It was a relief to hear that Pepa seemed excited to meet him, -and- she was willing to lend a hand with the extermination of the beast. How could this day possibly go wrong? It was almost worth inhaling the stench of this damn swamp! Almost.
"Eh, I'm actually pretty sure this thing is real. You wouldn't believe the amount of crazy creatures I find walking around, but unfortunately they're attracted to my magic. Most of them are nothing I can't handle, but sometimes it's a pain in the ass when you're just minding your own business. Oh, and, watch out for any skeleton hands, they might grab ya by your ankles and try to drag you down, but you're definitely strong enough to shake 'em off."
As they moved deeper and deeper into the swamps, Beat was spending time thinking about how he was gonna make his move on her.
What do Saiyan girls even like? I've never even interacted with any aliens besides Ala and Etohn, but I hear they're a warrior culture. She seems nice enough, but I hope she doesn't make me bring the heads of a hundred of my enemies just to hold her hand..wait, is that ignorant?
Before he could have an internal debate on alien stereotypes, a piercing shriek ripped through the skies, revealing a trio of winged creatures that looked vaguely like women...except much, much more uglier.
"Oh great, harpies. Seriously, this place is a death trap! I'm half way tempted to go ahead and blow the damn place up, but the locals wouldn't be too pleased.."
The trio of she-demons unleashed a barrage of feathers from their wings at the duo, razor sharp and infused with their own ki energy, honed to the point where it was even stronger than steel. But when it came to dealing with monsters, Beat was fearless! He nimbly avoided them with a series of acrobatic backflips that showed off some of his martial artist background, even if he was an avid magician.
"Lizardmen, Harpies, Skeletons..this is looking like one of those tabletop games I play! So, uh, anyways.."
He drew his Desert Eagle from underneath his poncho, firing one of its magically infused bullets right through a harpy's wing, causing it to come crashing to the ground and scream out in pain.
"I know we juuust met and all, but I feel like we'd make a super good team. Say this monster hunt ends up successful, think we can team up in the future? Maaaybe grab a few drinks at my house to blow off some steam?"
Even if he was casually flirting with Pepa in the midst of danger, he -was- paying attention to the fight at hand. It was how he noticed that one of the harpy's seemed to be a little upset at Beat for hurting its sister, swooping in and attempting to cut him into ribbons with its grotesque, sharp claws that could practically cut through anything. But, he was simply far too quick for any of the monster's hits to connect, bobbing and weaving his way past being turned into mince meat.
"Gotta be quicker than that, ladies!"
Opening his palm, a dark red circle of magical runes appeared forth.
"Fire Style: Great Ash Destruction!"
A searing hot swath of flames erupted from the circle, vaporizing the monster completely, leaving only a pile of ash and her mourning sisters. But with one of them already injured, and the internet sensation Pepa at his side, he didn't think their chances were any good.
"Guess it's good we can warm up before we get into the boss battle!"
WC: 609 TWC: 1344
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Post by Pepa on Apr 19, 2019 10:58:03 GMT -5
To say that Pepa was surprised by the appearance of the monsters would be an understatement. She hadn’t sensed, and her scouter hadn’t detected, any power levels of any significance whatsoever in the area. The trio of bird women was an interesting arrival, and as she turned to look at them, she took the time to add a few telepathic annotations to their screeching faces for the benefit of her livestream audience. Her scouter read their power level as around 8,000 a piece. Lol PL 8k & fighting SSJ Pepa? Talk about birdbrainedThe flurry of feathers didn’t really impress her much. She gave a lazy wave of her hand, and a pulse of explosive ki simply erased the incoming attack from existence before it came anywhere near her. Then it was just a matter of watching Beat and his rather flashy fighting style, even if he was using guns and magic – two things that didn’t really interest Pepa, she had to admire the class that was on display. She smirked at the flirting, too. She wasn’t sold, but she appreciated the effort. “You’ve got some interesting moves.” She admitted, “But I’m not sure the whole, monster hunting, thing, is really my scene. This is a bit… I don’t know. Boring?”She cracked her neck as she considered the remaining two harpies. Really, it didn’t feel fair. One of them was already badly hurt, and the other one was so far beneath her it’d be like crushing an insect. Then again, all three had hurled themselves at the pair with apparently suicidal berserk tendencies, and as much as she might not be impressed by their strength, there was no doubt that they could pose a serious danger to the vast majority of inhabitants of this planet. Letting them live would probably be worse than doing away with them at this point. So, with a shrug, she gathered her power, and simply blurred out of existence. When she reappeared, it was with her fist plunged clean through the harpy’s gut. The bird-woman barely had time to look surprised, before the Saiyan drew her fist back and then unleashed a flash of brilliant yellow light. When the light died down, there was no sign of the harpy left at all, and Pepa’s gaze turned down onto the remaining, injured creature. Her fingers flexed, and she gave a faint sigh. “Not gonna lie.” She said, more for the benefit of her viewers at home rather than the Earthling that she was directly working with right now. “This feels like I’m pest control. Is this standard Earth? If so, y’all need to get your shit together.”No doubt the galactic net would go nuts over that statement. Compared to some of the harsh alien worlds out there, a few harpies and skeletal monsters weren’t anything to worry about – and her harsh, alien perspective on the planet was entirely unwanted and unwelcome. But, she didn’t really care. As she sent a lazy ball of yellow power surging from her fingertips to put the last of the harpies out of her misery, she idly checked the number of viewers still monitoring this. There’d actually been an uptick since the ‘fight’ started, which was good… but killing such weak opponents didn’t give her any satisfaction. Blah. Maybe the Lizard Man himself would be a worthwhile challenge? (Wordcount: 587/1667) Beat
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Post by Beat on Apr 20, 2019 0:54:52 GMT -5
The way she moved was amazing! Beat could barely keep track of her movements, and she disposed of the harpies much like the garbage they were. He could -feel- himself slowly learning her fighting style, even from the short burst of power she displayed. But, before he could have a total fangasm in front of millions of viewers, he needed to make sure she understood the danger of what was going on here. Killing small fry like winged bird-ladys was actually one of the -easier- parts of being a monster hunter, and even if Beat could kill them pretty easily, they smelled awful.
"Look, I know you're super powerful and everything, but trust me, this magical energy I'm sensing completely dwarfs those things we just killed, and it even surpasses you. So bring your A-game, eh? Would be kinda lame if you got killed before I got a chance to take you out on a date.."
Many, many theories on what this lizard man actually was were floating through his head, but until he saw it himself, they were merely hypotheticals.
Trekking further into the swamp, he drew a sleek, pitch black blade from its sheath on his back, readying himself in case of a surprise attack.
"I was thinking of rebranding myself as a hero. I mean, what kid wants to get saved by some guy in a dusty poncho, am I right? I need some sort of colorful battle armor, yeah..I'll go pick up something after we go slay this thing. Upload it to SpaceTu-"
What the!?
A corrosive gas quickly floated through the area, melting everything it came into contact with at an astounding rate, whether it was the trees or unfortunate critters who just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
"Wind Style: Forbidding Wind!"
Beat's hands quickly moved into intricate hand movements at blinding speeds, as a strong gust of wind erupted from his muth, completely dispersing the toxic wind and saving his face from being vaporized.
"Interesting.."
Standing face to face with the duo was a menacing, eight fool tall reptile that was standing on its hind legs...and looked like it hit the gym, a lot. And where the hell did it get that lab coat from!?
"It seems the effects of alchemy were even more potent than I realized! By splicing the genetic material of both a lizard and a human, I've mad myself the ultimate species in the universe! They laughed me out of Wizarding School, now I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!"
"Sheesh, talk about generic motivations! Get a therapist like everyone else, nerd!"
He'd heard this backstory a million times, whether it was in manga, anime, or video games, and he was sick of it! Shots rang out from his guns, the bullets landing directly on his chest..but stopping dead on the thick, durable skin he was blessed with in his transformation into animal hybrid.
"Those bullets seemed to have been infused with magic! The school must have sent you two to slaughter me like a dog, hm!? Well, no matter..I'll have to handle you both! The woman is cute, so I'll keep her as my own personal slave, but.."
His eyes narrowed, focused on Beat with a level of killing intent that was nearly palpable.
"I'LL TURN YOU INTO MUSH!"
In a blur, he left behind an after image and was already in front of Beat's face before he could even blink, raising his fist into the air and bringing it down like a hammer.
Shit!
With what could only be due to his own prowess at martial arts and a certain level of skill in close combat that the lizard lacked, he was quickly able to bounce out of the way of the deadly punch and into the air. Safe, for now.
"Hmf. This body of mine is still getting used to the modifications, so I'm stuck without my spells and forced to use my fists like some type of brute..ah well, it'll be enough to kill you and claim the woman as my princess."
Hopefully Pepa had plans, because Beat wasn't sure how to injure him!
God, if I survive this, can you PLEASE just give me the CHANCE to date Pepa? I think I deserve this after all the powerful people you KEEP sending after me..
WC: 730 TWC: 2074
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Post by Pepa on Apr 20, 2019 10:15:27 GMT -5
“Yeah, sure, whatever.”
Pepa really wasn’t that worried. She hadn’t sensed anything worth worrying about, and whilst he seemed to think the monster was stronger than she was… that didn’t seem likely to her. A fact which was born out when the threat made itself known, and Beat managed to dodge the punch without any real difficulty. The gulf of power between herself and Beat was already enormous. There was simply no way that a creature that was anywhere close to Beat’s level was anything like a threat to her. And it was babbling some nonsense about magical schools to boot. She sighed, and pinched the bridge of her nose. Even for her viewers, this was some shit that strained credulity. “Okay, I think that’s enough.”
Pepa’s eyes flashed brightly, and the sky above was suddenly torn apart by a crack of lightning. It threw the three figures into stark relief; Pepa standing in the air with her hands balled into fists at her sides, the taller, larger lizard creature still in the process of recovering from his clumsy punch, and Beat looking rather… confused, by the whole situation. Perhaps even worried. It was a fear that Pepa did not share. The ground began to shake, deep rents tearing into the earth and draining the swamp water away. Animals fled in terror and panic as she called up the full extent of her power. Beat had seen her channel before – he’d seen this at a distance, but video simply could not do justice to the reality of standing in the presence of a Super Saiyan. Wind tore through the swamp, smashing trees and sending the birds that had been attempting to flee swirling around in a flurry of feathers and terror. A second bolt of lightning, this one striking between herself and the lizard, and Pepa’s hair flashed brilliant gold. Her eyes blazed with the terrifying, cold turquoise glare so legendary throughout the cosmos. From her cheerful attitude and love of messing around, it was easy to underestimate Pepa; to imagine that she was just a joke. Now, with one arm drenched with the blood of her recent kill, and her anger causing the planet to break apart beneath her, it was a stark reminder of just what she was. She was Super Saiyan Pepa. If she put her mind to it, she could be a threat not just to this planet, but to the whole Solar System. And all of that terrifying rage was focused on the Lizard Man. “New plan.” She said, her voice reverberating with power as her blazing aura settled around her, the Super Saiyan transformation wrapping around her like a mantle. “I was going to beat you and take you to whatever passes for cops on this deadbeat world, but you’ve pissed me off. You think a weakling like you could even begin to challenge me? You think you can talk about owning me and LIVE?!”These were the moments that split her audience. There were the people who got uncomfortable when she took this kind of tact; the people who felt uneasy witnessing displays like this. They were rare. She hadn’t killed the man who had sparked her initial transformation. But she wasn’t seeing the Lizard Man as a person, not really. He was a monster. Then there were the people who only followed her in the hopes of seeing something like this. The people, and there were more of them than she liked to think about, who were only interested in following a Super Saiyan for the moments when she chose to take justice into her own hands. Especially that particularly violent and final style of justice. When she unleashed her attack, it was not a calm and composed symphony of violence. It was terrifying, wild, and unrelenting. A rain of dozens of powerful energy blasts descended from the sky to incinerate the swamp, and catch the unfortunate Lizard Man in the middle of a holocaust of exploding and expanding power. Brilliant yellow light lit up the area as though it were noon; if Beat had any sense, he’d choose this moment to get himself into cover. But even that wasn’t enough for her. Even as her victim’s body was incinerated by the cataclysmic expression of power, Pepa descended through the maelstrom like a vengeful angel, her fist somehow glowing even brighter than the devastation she had unleashed upon the would-be conqueror. This was the kind of expression of force which should be used to put an end to the conqueror’s of worlds, not some pathetic mutant hiding in a swamp and playing boogeyman to a tiny village. His body was dissolving under the onslaught of energy, and still Pepa slammed her balled, infused fist into the Lizard Man’s chin, and sent his skull careening into the sky above. As the lightshow died down, she cast a distasteful look at the corpse, what little of it remained, burned and blasted as it was. Her fingers flexed, and she gave the faintest shake of her head. “I don’t normally play the monster.” She said, coldly, her gaze tracking over to Beat – still the heartless, legendary gaze of the Super Saiyan. “But really. That was just embarrassing. Is this what magic does to a planet?”(Wordcount: 897/2564) Beat
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